Attention infidels and potential converts! It is never too late to brush up on your Arabic. In the spirit of multiculturalism and diversity Ahmed & Mohammed have snatched this collection of phrases from an educational site named Babel:Arabic and creatively rearranged the material to make it sound closer to real life as they know it.

A FEW FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW:

Arabic alphabet consists of 28 letters, and is written from right to the left. Arabic writing is easily learned, and Arabic grammar is simpler and more logical than many Western languages. But the great challenge with Arabic, is the wealth of words.