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MAD DOCTOR

Yesterday, my doctor instructed me to quit smoking.


When he talks, nobody else can talk.


I think he loves to listen to his own voice.


I think he is mad.


I think that if I quit smoking, I could buy a new Fiat Uno.


If I did my father would have a heart attack,
and my mother would not talk to me for years.


I love it.

 

 

 

TODAY'S ACTIVITIES

INTRODUCTION

DEVOTED SMOKER

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MAD DOCTOR

HORN-RIMMED

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CAR TALK

SPEAKING OF RELIGION
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FIVE EXCELLENT REASONS TO BLOW YOURSELF UP...
...and go to Paradise!
 



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